Pepper and Salt

So, I am starting a single person rebellion against the phrase salt and pepper. From now on, I shall say pepper and salt. Because it annoys the hell out of my mother and it is so funny to see how her eyes narrow and her lips pinch as she hisses, "It's salt and pepper!" every time I say it that way. I told her that such rigidness of mind is a sign of serious aging and she got even more pissy at me. It was hilarious.

Also, sugar and spice is now spice and sugar, and it's gravy and biscuits instead of the other way around--for the same reason. *grins* This is so much fun.



Today I started cleaning out my closet, to help me start packing for when I move out of the house, and man it's scary. I really should have cleaned it out ages ago, but then this experience just reminds me of exactly why I put if off for so long.