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I think the bunnies are going to eat me alive.
No, brain. I will not write a last minute Christmas J2 fic based on an ABC family special trailer I just happened to see while watching crappy TV with my cousin. No, stop planning it out.
Uh uh, Jared is not a college drop out dissatisfied with his crappy fish tank factory job and lack of love life, desperate to prove to his family that he is worth something.
Nope, Jensen isn't an over enthusiastic do-gooder who is so busy with his many charities and community services that he doesn't actually have a life of his own.
And no, Jared will not kidnap Jensen and force him to be his date for the holidays, thereby forcing them to spend loads of time together so that they can fall absolutely, positively, and very cheesily in love.
And Chad will not fail as a best friend/co-kidnapper and get drunk and gamble away the three thousand dollars of charity money they were holding hostage in order to ensure Jensen's cooperation.
Misha Collins might very well wander out of the country and gather all his minions in a secret location, spending his Christmas touching up the final plans for when he takes over the world, but I will not write it.
No, I will not, too much to write already.
*stares at open word document.*
Damn it.
Uh uh, Jared is not a college drop out dissatisfied with his crappy fish tank factory job and lack of love life, desperate to prove to his family that he is worth something.
Nope, Jensen isn't an over enthusiastic do-gooder who is so busy with his many charities and community services that he doesn't actually have a life of his own.
And no, Jared will not kidnap Jensen and force him to be his date for the holidays, thereby forcing them to spend loads of time together so that they can fall absolutely, positively, and very cheesily in love.
And Chad will not fail as a best friend/co-kidnapper and get drunk and gamble away the three thousand dollars of charity money they were holding hostage in order to ensure Jensen's cooperation.
Misha Collins might very well wander out of the country and gather all his minions in a secret location, spending his Christmas touching up the final plans for when he takes over the world, but I will not write it.
No, I will not, too much to write already.
*stares at open word document.*
Damn it.