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12 Characters Meme
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Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.
1. Spock (Star Trek)
2. Buffy (BtVS)
3. House (House)
4. Spike (BtVS)
5. Rose (Doctor Who)
6. The Doctor (Doctor Who)
7. Mal (Firefly)
8. River (Firefly)
9. Weevil (Veronica Mars)
10. Snape (Harry Potter)
11. Jareth (The Labyrinth)
12. Cameron (Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Doctor/Jareth)? Do you want to?
No. But I bet it would be interesting. Jareth would say something about reordering time and the Doctor would contradict him, going off on one of his timey-wimey rambles. Jareth would get annoyed, possibly very angry at the Doctor who dared to defy him, and send him to The Bog of Eternal Stench. Which I doubt would phase the Doctor. He'd probably be fascinated with the stuff, and if he was Ten, might even lick it. Which is totally gross. Ew.
2. Do you think Four (Spike) is hot? How hot?
Uh, yeah. Very. Especially in season six, where you get to see him naked a lot. Mmmmm...naked Spike.... Is there any wonder that there is a livejournal community dedicated to that very thing?
3. What would happen if Twelve (Cameron) got Eight (River) pregnant?
Haha! This amuses me because they are played by the same actress. Though I don't know how Cameron would manage to get anyone pregnant, since she is a machine, I guess it just means that their child would look EXACTLY like them. Like a clone. And be seriously deadly, a part terminator part super genius. And probably seriously detached from the world. With those two as the kid's parents, she (or he) might be seriously messed up.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Weevil)?
Hmm.. I've just gotten into the Veronica Mars fandom, but there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of Weevil fic out there. At least not that I've found. Which is sad because I just love him. I was looking at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
head_tilt, which has some good Veronica/Weevil fics, but I haven't really read a lot there.
5. Would Two (Buffy) and Six (The Doctor) make a good couple?
Heh. I've seen some Buffy/Jack Harness fics out there, but no Doctor/Buffy. Hmmm.. I think they'd play off each other well. Kind of like Buffy and Giles. The Doctor would be all technical and brilliant and trying for peace all the time and Buffy would be all action girl and wanting to take charge and get things done. I can see the Doctor being both exasperated with her and impressed with her at the same time. Actually, I like this idea a lot. Has someone written this pairing somewhere? The Doctor and Buffy together is just too much awesomeness to ignore.
6. Five/Nine (Rose/Weevil) or Five/Ten (Rose/Snape)? Why?
Uh, I'm gonna have to go with Rose/Weevil, simply because, as much as I love Snape, the idea of him with Rose is just too weird. Though if it did happen, I'd like to see him and Jackie interacting. I bet he'd get slapped. And the he'd probably curse her. :)
7. What would happen if Seven (Mal) walked in on Two (Rose) and Twelve (Cameron) having sex?
I think he would just sort of stare dumbfounded for a minute, then look away and stutter awkwardly, apologize and get ready to leave them to it. But before he leaves he'd sneak another peak, at which point he would mistake Cameron for River. He'd probably get mad then, thinking she was being taken advantage of or something (he's protective like that). Simon would have to be brought in, and then the whole crew of Serenity would get involved and they'd have to figure out why exactly there was a River look alike who also was a machine.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (House/Snape) fic.
*snickers* My two favorite sarcastic bastards? And yet, I can't see them together. Okay, here goes:
When House is forced by Cuddy to go to a medical conference in England, he meets a strange man named Severus Snape. The man is smart, antisocial and meaner and more sarcastic than House is. He dislikes the man immediately, and the feeling is more than reciprocated. He's all too happy to leave England three days later. However, six months later he is contacted by the man, requesting that he come back to England to help with a case. Somehow, House finds himself at a castle in the middle of Scotland, working with a man he despises on a case that questions everything House thought he knew about the world.
*snorts* Yeah... I wouldn't read that.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Spock/River) fluff?
Not that I've seen. And somehow, I seriously doubt its out there.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Mal/Cameron) hurt/comfort fic.
*sigh* I am horrible at titles. Really. Have you seen the titles of my fics? Not very creative, let me tell you. But... I'm going to go with "Cold Comfort." 'Cause Cameron is a machine.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Spike) to deflower One (Spock)?
*laughs out loud* Oh, I cannot see that happening. But if it did, this is how it would go:
Spike sees Spock, wants to have sex with him, but realizes that the guy is wound too tightly for that, so he tries to get him drunk. What he doesn't realize, is that alcohol as no effect on Vulcans, so he just ends up getting drunk himself. Somehow, during his drunken attempts to hit on Spock, he manages to give Spock a logical reason for them having sex, so the Vulcan agrees.
But still, I can't see this happening.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Mal) slash?
You know, I'm not sure. I know I have a few firefly fans on my friends list, but I'm not sure what pairings they like.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (House) het?
I'm not sure about that either. I do know of a few people who read House slash, but I'm not sure about het. If they did though, I bet its House/Cuddy.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Jareth)?
I don't think so.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Buffy/Spike/Rose)?
Heh. I don't think so, no.
16. What might Ten (Snape) scream at a moment of great passion?
FIFTY POINTS FORM GRYFFINDOR!
17. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (River), which song would you choose?
Uh, I don't know. I'm sure there are some great angsty ones I could use out there, something about going insane or being broken or not belonging or something. But I can't think of any right now.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Spock/The Doctor/Cameron) fic, what would the warnings be?
Uh, violence, techno-babble and objectum-sexuals?
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Buffy) to use on Ten (Snape)?
Oh, god. *laughs* I CANNOT see that happening. *snickers* Maybe she would mistake him for a vampire and sarcastically offer him her blood while she tries to stake him. Then mutter something about needing a tan once she realizes her mistake.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Rose)?
I think it was a month or so ago. I read this great Doctor/Rose reunion fic on Teaspoon. Rose found a way to walk through the Void. The author connected a bunch of fairy tales to it, it was really really good.
21. What is Six's (The Doctor) super-sekrit kink?
I think that would depend on the regeneration. For ten? I could see him being a bit of a exhibitionist, simply because he is such a thrill seeker. Also, he definitely has a bit of an oral fixation. All that licking!
22. Would Eleven (Jareth) shag Nine (Weevil)? Drunk or sober?
*snorts* No. He definitely would not. Not even drunk.
23. If Three (House) and Seven (Mal) get together, who tops?
I think they'd both want to top. They'd have to take turns.
24. "One (Spock) and Nine (Weevil) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Weevil) suddenly runs off with Four (Spike). One (Spock), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Jareth) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Cameron), then follows the wise advice of Five (Rose) and finds true love with Three (House)."
*dies laughing at the idea of Spock and Weevil in a happy relationship*
25. What title would you give the above fic?
I...don't think I can.
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Mal/River) was canon?
Um, a little weirded out. Big age difference there, and River is a bit out of her mind. But if it did happen, it would have to be years later in the timeline, then it might be okay. Though I doubt Simon would see it that way.
ducktheduckPick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.
1. Spock (Star Trek)
2. Buffy (BtVS)
3. House (House)
4. Spike (BtVS)
5. Rose (Doctor Who)
6. The Doctor (Doctor Who)
7. Mal (Firefly)
8. River (Firefly)
9. Weevil (Veronica Mars)
10. Snape (Harry Potter)
11. Jareth (The Labyrinth)
12. Cameron (Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Doctor/Jareth)? Do you want to?
No. But I bet it would be interesting. Jareth would say something about reordering time and the Doctor would contradict him, going off on one of his timey-wimey rambles. Jareth would get annoyed, possibly very angry at the Doctor who dared to defy him, and send him to The Bog of Eternal Stench. Which I doubt would phase the Doctor. He'd probably be fascinated with the stuff, and if he was Ten, might even lick it. Which is totally gross. Ew.
2. Do you think Four (Spike) is hot? How hot?
Uh, yeah. Very. Especially in season six, where you get to see him naked a lot. Mmmmm...naked Spike.... Is there any wonder that there is a livejournal community dedicated to that very thing?
3. What would happen if Twelve (Cameron) got Eight (River) pregnant?
Haha! This amuses me because they are played by the same actress. Though I don't know how Cameron would manage to get anyone pregnant, since she is a machine, I guess it just means that their child would look EXACTLY like them. Like a clone. And be seriously deadly, a part terminator part super genius. And probably seriously detached from the world. With those two as the kid's parents, she (or he) might be seriously messed up.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Weevil)?
Hmm.. I've just gotten into the Veronica Mars fandom, but there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of Weevil fic out there. At least not that I've found. Which is sad because I just love him. I was looking at
head_tilt, which has some good Veronica/Weevil fics, but I haven't really read a lot there. 5. Would Two (Buffy) and Six (The Doctor) make a good couple?
Heh. I've seen some Buffy/Jack Harness fics out there, but no Doctor/Buffy. Hmmm.. I think they'd play off each other well. Kind of like Buffy and Giles. The Doctor would be all technical and brilliant and trying for peace all the time and Buffy would be all action girl and wanting to take charge and get things done. I can see the Doctor being both exasperated with her and impressed with her at the same time. Actually, I like this idea a lot. Has someone written this pairing somewhere? The Doctor and Buffy together is just too much awesomeness to ignore.
6. Five/Nine (Rose/Weevil) or Five/Ten (Rose/Snape)? Why?
Uh, I'm gonna have to go with Rose/Weevil, simply because, as much as I love Snape, the idea of him with Rose is just too weird. Though if it did happen, I'd like to see him and Jackie interacting. I bet he'd get slapped. And the he'd probably curse her. :)
7. What would happen if Seven (Mal) walked in on Two (Rose) and Twelve (Cameron) having sex?
I think he would just sort of stare dumbfounded for a minute, then look away and stutter awkwardly, apologize and get ready to leave them to it. But before he leaves he'd sneak another peak, at which point he would mistake Cameron for River. He'd probably get mad then, thinking she was being taken advantage of or something (he's protective like that). Simon would have to be brought in, and then the whole crew of Serenity would get involved and they'd have to figure out why exactly there was a River look alike who also was a machine.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (House/Snape) fic.
*snickers* My two favorite sarcastic bastards? And yet, I can't see them together. Okay, here goes:
When House is forced by Cuddy to go to a medical conference in England, he meets a strange man named Severus Snape. The man is smart, antisocial and meaner and more sarcastic than House is. He dislikes the man immediately, and the feeling is more than reciprocated. He's all too happy to leave England three days later. However, six months later he is contacted by the man, requesting that he come back to England to help with a case. Somehow, House finds himself at a castle in the middle of Scotland, working with a man he despises on a case that questions everything House thought he knew about the world.
*snorts* Yeah... I wouldn't read that.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Spock/River) fluff?
Not that I've seen. And somehow, I seriously doubt its out there.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Mal/Cameron) hurt/comfort fic.
*sigh* I am horrible at titles. Really. Have you seen the titles of my fics? Not very creative, let me tell you. But... I'm going to go with "Cold Comfort." 'Cause Cameron is a machine.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Spike) to deflower One (Spock)?
*laughs out loud* Oh, I cannot see that happening. But if it did, this is how it would go:
Spike sees Spock, wants to have sex with him, but realizes that the guy is wound too tightly for that, so he tries to get him drunk. What he doesn't realize, is that alcohol as no effect on Vulcans, so he just ends up getting drunk himself. Somehow, during his drunken attempts to hit on Spock, he manages to give Spock a logical reason for them having sex, so the Vulcan agrees.
But still, I can't see this happening.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Mal) slash?
You know, I'm not sure. I know I have a few firefly fans on my friends list, but I'm not sure what pairings they like.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (House) het?
I'm not sure about that either. I do know of a few people who read House slash, but I'm not sure about het. If they did though, I bet its House/Cuddy.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Jareth)?
I don't think so.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Buffy/Spike/Rose)?
Heh. I don't think so, no.
16. What might Ten (Snape) scream at a moment of great passion?
FIFTY POINTS FORM GRYFFINDOR!
17. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (River), which song would you choose?
Uh, I don't know. I'm sure there are some great angsty ones I could use out there, something about going insane or being broken or not belonging or something. But I can't think of any right now.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Spock/The Doctor/Cameron) fic, what would the warnings be?
Uh, violence, techno-babble and objectum-sexuals?
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Buffy) to use on Ten (Snape)?
Oh, god. *laughs* I CANNOT see that happening. *snickers* Maybe she would mistake him for a vampire and sarcastically offer him her blood while she tries to stake him. Then mutter something about needing a tan once she realizes her mistake.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Rose)?
I think it was a month or so ago. I read this great Doctor/Rose reunion fic on Teaspoon. Rose found a way to walk through the Void. The author connected a bunch of fairy tales to it, it was really really good.
21. What is Six's (The Doctor) super-sekrit kink?
I think that would depend on the regeneration. For ten? I could see him being a bit of a exhibitionist, simply because he is such a thrill seeker. Also, he definitely has a bit of an oral fixation. All that licking!
22. Would Eleven (Jareth) shag Nine (Weevil)? Drunk or sober?
*snorts* No. He definitely would not. Not even drunk.
23. If Three (House) and Seven (Mal) get together, who tops?
I think they'd both want to top. They'd have to take turns.
24. "One (Spock) and Nine (Weevil) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Weevil) suddenly runs off with Four (Spike). One (Spock), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Jareth) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Cameron), then follows the wise advice of Five (Rose) and finds true love with Three (House)."
*dies laughing at the idea of Spock and Weevil in a happy relationship*
25. What title would you give the above fic?
I...don't think I can.
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Mal/River) was canon?
Um, a little weirded out. Big age difference there, and River is a bit out of her mind. But if it did happen, it would have to be years later in the timeline, then it might be okay. Though I doubt Simon would see it that way.