Well, if it makes you feel better, some people have no reaction to the wisdom teeth thing at all other than a bit of swelling. My roommate got hers out in the morning and was at the batting cages that night. I've heard that maybe part of it has to do with your size? Like I'm pretty small, so apparently I took it harder than others.

But I really, really wish I had a scanner so that I could show you what I looked like after I got mine out. I barely look human--I look like I should be some alien race Starfleet stumbles across in Star Trek. I was swollen up to my temples (which bruised all yellow and gross).

I love ice cream sandwiches! I'm glad you at least got those.